- Knitting?
- Watching The Departed?
- Drinking a margarita flavored wine cooler because you couldn't find actual wine?
- Wearing sweat pants at 8 p.m.?
- Popping Tylenol and Ibuprofen because your back hurts?
- Convinced your hands have the arthritis?
- Wondering if 8:15 is too early to go to bed?
- Telling your dog not to judge you?
If you answered no, congratulations. You're probably a normal, outgoing twentysomething. If you answered yes to any of the above, consider one more question:
- Are you an old woman?
If you answered yes, then you and I are in the same boat. Now can someone please make me some tea? My bones are cold.
