Debby Downer Alert

I try not to be one who wallows in self-pity. Sometimes it doesn't work. But today instead of focusing on how much my hair looks like a tumble weed or how I'm sucking all kinds at everything right now, I'm trying something new. I'm not going to try to be funny because I feel like all my attempts today are half-assed. So, I'm starting another blog. I know you're thinking, Really, two blogs? Yep. Only this second blog will be entirely fiction. It's not true, it's not real, it's not anything other than rambling when I'm having days where I feel like stabbing myself and/or everyone around me in the jaw. I'm just going to lay it out there: it's going to be lame attempts at short stories. I sometimes entertain the idea that I can write. You don't have to read it if you don't want to, but if you do it's there.

Think of it as a split-personality type deal. Second to a Sitcom is the fun, light-hearted blog that you want to go drinking with or bring to parties to make your friends laugh. It's the blog you bring home to your progressive, comedy appreciating parents. Unnamed Blog #2 is the blog that you're friends with but you don't really know why. The blog that you kind of deny knowing when your parents ask you about it. In a nutshell, Blog #2 is the Jan Brady of blogs. It's the Stephanie Tanner to Second to a Sitcom's DJ.

You're welcome.