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One day I was eating a bowl of cereal and watching Family Matters. Steve Urkel had gotten into some shenanigans and the Winslow Family was freaking out. "Did I do thaaaaat?" Steve whined. The laugh track went crazy.
Suddenly, it dawned on me: I could have a sitcom. I have a zany family. I find myself getting into shenangians and/or getting my friends and family out of shenanigans. I even have a sassy grandparent living in the back room! Why couldn't I have my own sitcom with upbeat music playing over the credits and a title card for my A-players? If the Family Matters, Full Houses and Step by Steps of the world could do it, why couldn't it? Turns out having your own sitcom costs money. A little bit more money than my $12 price range can afford.
But blogging? Well, that's free. This is my blog.
Suddenly, it dawned on me: I could have a sitcom. I have a zany family. I find myself getting into shenangians and/or getting my friends and family out of shenanigans. I even have a sassy grandparent living in the back room! Why couldn't I have my own sitcom with upbeat music playing over the credits and a title card for my A-players? If the Family Matters, Full Houses and Step by Steps of the world could do it, why couldn't it? Turns out having your own sitcom costs money. A little bit more money than my $12 price range can afford.
But blogging? Well, that's free. This is my blog.
Who's That Broad?
- KV
- I'm KV. I'm a college-kid who likes to gossip, drink, swear and talk-nonsense. I dislike Tyra Banks, crowded bars and doing homework. Wait, why are you even reading over here? The blog is over there. Oh you.
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1 comment:
i saw a guy wearing a jacket like that the other day and i called him bender. he just looked confused and i felt like a tool and im reliving it now thanks to this.
good job finishing tho.
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